Dave Schilling (http://thoughtcatalog.com/author/dave-schilling/) is a writer/comedian. He was featured on Gawker, the New York Observer and Hipster Runoff for his satirical Thought Catalog essay, “Lana Del Rey Responds to Her Critics.” Dave can be seen in the film adaptation of Tao Lin’s novella, “Shoplifting from American Apparel,” which is currently making the rounds of the festival circuit.

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